if YOU are the type of person that would take the time to review a toilet on your iphone....

then i want you to die
this is NOT a paste from somewhere else.

I ,evil pat,
master of the dry one liner---
practitioner of the deadly art of Yokozuna----
poster of all the news that's fit to steal from other sites---------

want YOU(yes you! who, him? no, YOU!!)
to die of the most painful anal cancer a vengeful god can provide